How tall are you?

@itsok You're not wearing heels today?

@SpectralMourning no, I’m actually barefoot getting my hair done

@itsok I still think fondly of our meet-up in Texas

@SpectralMourning can’t wait for Christmas ☺

@itsok Me neither. I'll have the ladder and Yule Bucket ready to go.

@itsok Have you considered offering a window cleaning service?

@Majorlatency no, but I offer a window peeping service. I’ll let someone stand on my shoulders to look through second story windows

@itsok What a creative business woman you are.

A woman called me a bit of a looker
Well, "peeping Tom" was the phrase she actually used.

What's your hourly rate please?