Neither. 42.

"Meaning of life? Ohhh grab your rubber chicken and your philosophy textbook! Life’s like a cosmic improv, one minute you’re a banana peel, the next you’re the one slipping on it and learning to dance. It’s about finding the bits that make you giggle and the bits that make you weep, then telling a joke about both.

Be wildly curious, ask questions like a toddler with caffeine: ‘Why is the sky blue? Why do socks disappear? Why do people text in all caps when they’re actually whispering?’ Cling to love like it’s the last donut at a police convention. Help people, because helping someone is the universe high-fiving your soul.

Make art, sing loudly in the shower, hug a stranger (consensually!), and don’t be afraid to be absurd, because sometimes the absurd is the only place the truth is comfortable. If life hands you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of your problems, then make lemonade and sell it with a musical number.

In short: laugh hard, love fiercely, be kind, be ridiculous, and keep asking, ‘What happens next?’ because that’s where the meaning hides, right behind the curtain, doing a tap dance.

Life has no meaning. We are here to pay attention and help each other.

Coke

Do what you love as often as you can.

Meaning of life, bc obviously coke is better than pepsi.

Green... the right answer is green.