What is the most expensive thing you own?

@Ambroseguy80 did you hear the joke about the millionaire on the train?

@YoMomma I don’t think so.

@Ambroseguy80 the guy next to him asked how he became so rich and he said he married his wife.. so the guy wanted to know what he was before and he said a billionaire

@YoMomma that’s a good one.

@Ambroseguy80 i always thought so lol

@Ambroseguy80 Lol .. trust me, its even more expensive to no longer have a wife 😁

@BrandNewMan really? That's no good

@WoWgirll She'll get as much or more in alimony than she earns, half the combined total of retirement savings and other holdings and assets except what was held prior to the marriage. Its like a lottery ticket for the lower earner, who in this case did everything she could for years to avoid working altogether or working to her value when she did work.