My board is waxed! 😳

X] @Brooksy Borat pulled it off!

I'm old lady tankini ready 😂

If burkas weren't so damn hot I think I'd wear one to the beach

Same her Faery. *wolf whistles*at Tminus...your a hairy man HB?? I had to look that up Cher..me too :) Luna you Crack me up

Exactly! Cosreal had a pic of me at the beach, with Borat's head photo shopped on my body

She's in to fitness..... Fitness whole burger in her mouth

I ordered my mankini just yesterday!

No, but my poncho body is ready to rock.

Indeed! If you can imagine an ape in a mankini...

I'd just about get into a two-man tent...

Yes Kel even my woohoo is!!! Lmao

yup. but your eyes aren't ready for it

Men are supposed to be hairy :)

gettin' there! :D

Yes let's not

I just figured out that I do not need to copy a photo off Google to my computer, and then upload it. I can simply point to a URL and it goes to that.

@I'll never be ready either. You live close the beach Soul?

@brooksy..thanks!

@sunny, you asked!

No need to theres no beaches around here.

Can't get this damn sandwich board off...

I'm working on that gimme a lil bit

Heck no., 42 years and running!

Uh, er..no... but I am working out.

Never have been, never will be 😭

I need a burlap sack

Then you look good

@Art...can I borrow it

Ha! Quiz...that bad?

Aww why not?

@Luna...woohoo!

MY EYES!!!

No And no

Speedo? Nah.

Im ready haha

"If I were Speedo ready... would I be here???... would I?... no, I'd be back on the beach hanging' with the babes... " ... (twisted) line from Kelly's Heroes, 1967.

You can borrow my extra for today, Distance. I usually carry an extra. You know....cuz of the whole mankini splitting twerk incident last time.

Whilst I am fairly athletic I don't do speedos.lol. and it's winter over here...
Are you ready?

http://www.ipwatchdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/carls-jr-samantha-hoopes-bikini.jpg

Besides it's your body girl. What ever it is. your ready for summer. Live it up

Always beach ready ... this year, with an early tan, from the construction ... ...

Not quite... But getting there... Legs are ok but the rest still needs working on...

Still working on it girl. Is your body ready for the summer fun

We shouldn't discuss them here, that's for sure.

Oh come on now Tyrrmack...I'm getting a mental pic

Pretty much, from a medical treatment I'm on.

Close... but havent been tryin to get one either

I wish I looked like that joyful

[c=#7700B2]yeah but where I am, winter is coming[/c]