My board is waxed! 😳

X] @Brooksy Borat pulled it off!

I'm old lady tankini ready 😂

Exactly! Cosreal had a pic of me at the beach, with Borat's head photo shopped on my body

gettin' there! :D

Yes Kel even my woohoo is!!! Lmao

yup. but your eyes aren't ready for it

Yes let's not

No, but my poncho body is ready to rock.

I'd just about get into a two-man tent...

I ordered my mankini just yesterday!

Same her Faery. *wolf whistles*at Tminus...your a hairy man HB?? I had to look that up Cher..me too :) Luna you Crack me up

I just figured out that I do not need to copy a photo off Google to my computer, and then upload it. I can simply point to a URL and it goes to that.

Men are supposed to be hairy :)

@brooksy..thanks!

@sunny, you asked!

No need to theres no beaches around here.

@I'll never be ready either. You live close the beach Soul?

Never have been, never will be 😭

Uh, er..no... but I am working out.

@Luna...woohoo!

I'm working on that gimme a lil bit

Then you look good

@Art...can I borrow it

Ha! Quiz...that bad?

Aww why not?

She's in to fitness..... Fitness whole burger in her mouth

No And no

MY EYES!!!

Speedo? Nah.

Im ready haha

http://www.ipwatchdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/carls-jr-samantha-hoopes-bikini.jpg

I need a burlap sack

Always beach ready ... this year, with an early tan, from the construction ... ...

If burkas weren't so damn hot I think I'd wear one to the beach

Whilst I am fairly athletic I don't do speedos.lol. and it's winter over here...
Are you ready?

Indeed! If you can imagine an ape in a mankini...

You can borrow my extra for today, Distance. I usually carry an extra. You know....cuz of the whole mankini splitting twerk incident last time.

Pretty much, from a medical treatment I'm on.

Still working on it girl. Is your body ready for the summer fun

Close... but havent been tryin to get one either

Besides it's your body girl. What ever it is. your ready for summer. Live it up

We shouldn't discuss them here, that's for sure.

Not quite... But getting there... Legs are ok but the rest still needs working on...

"If I were Speedo ready... would I be here???... would I?... no, I'd be back on the beach hanging' with the babes... " ... (twisted) line from Kelly's Heroes, 1967.

I wish I looked like that joyful

NOPE! I will never be.

Only a fantasy here....😀

I haven't changed much