What is the men's equivalent to the saying:

"Love me, or I’ll look elsewhere."

"Give me your time, or I’ll find someone who will."

"Affection, or I start window shopping."

"Don’t make me go browsing for hugs elsewhere."

"Affection now, before I’m on the open market."

"Hug me, or I might start taking applications."

"Love me up, or I’ll start auditioning replacements."

"Your arms or someone else’s—your call."

"Better claim me before someone else does."

"Your kisses are in danger of getting outsourced."

"Warm me up, or I’ll find a new heater."

"I’m a limited-time offer—redeem me while you can."

"Show me I’m yours… or I might forget I am."

"Warning: neglected partners may wander."

"Affection levels low—refueling required."

"Hug me before I start charging interest."

"Your cuddle subscription is about to expire."

"Last call for affection before I switch bars."

"Attention’s like Wi-Fi—if I lose signal, I’ll connect elsewhere."

"Affection outage—switching providers soon."

"Your spot in my heart is up for renewal."

"Love me now, or watch me drift."

"Neglect me, and I’ll become someone else’s favorite."

"Hug me tight, or I’ll take flight."

"Kiss me sweet, or I’ll find new heat."

"Hold me near, or I disappear."

"Show your care, or I won’t be there."

"Love on tap, or I’ll call a new app."

"Touch me like you mean it… before someone else does."

"If you won’t keep me warm, someone else will."

"Better make me melt, or I’ll find a new flame."

"Kiss me breathless, or I’ll go looking for air."

"Claim me tonight… or risk the competition."

"Make me feel wanted… or I’ll remember I have options."

No gash, no cash.