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How come you never invite me to any of your orgies?

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thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Wait, I have orgies?!

WHAT IS HAPPENING WHILE I'M ASLEEP?!

@thepeculiarpanda you never noticed the paint all over your balls?
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@MarbleMarvel It WAS strange how often it seemed to change patterns. 🤔

The googly eyes were a nice touch though. 😌
@thepeculiarpanda 😂 ah the googly eyes! That was such a fun night. Watching them bounce and wiggle...
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@MarbleMarvel I was wondering why they felt so fatigued. 🤔

@thepeculiarpanda but now you have balls of steel, and there's nothing like balls of steel to the chin 🥴
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@MarbleMarvel They're flexible too, I often rest them on my own chin in moments of quiet contemplation.

@thepeculiarpanda it really puts things into perspective. Whenever I feel anxious and distracted, I just think to myself, balls.