Very old story time...
I was about 15 years old and I was dating this guy, one night I got drunk.. it's his place, I knocked the door but no one would answer.
I then opened a window that I filled with blood since I cut my hand somewhere and getting into his house.. it's him and another girl in bed and I'm like sorry I got in from the window I'm just leaving and they were like oh we were just sleeping. Yeah.
Later she came to the square where we would meet at night and she cut herself with some glass and we drank more wine together and we both wrote with blood something on some board.
I don't even remember her name.
Later she carried his baby and I moved on with life.

I had a vasectomy and never told my wife because I suspected she was cheating . 3 years later she got pregnant and said the baby was mine . I went in the closet and got the paperwork about my surgery . She was shocked and started saying that it didn’t work .

We were in college and I found hickeys on both of her breasts. I asked where they came from, and she blamed them on me. I said, "I haven't seen you in a month, so I didn't do it." She tried to come up with something and finally just said, "Oops."

my wife was never interested in another relationship, but I got away with it 43 years,

Thank the other person for taking them off your hands

Cant imagine it's much fun to catch them, but you could at least hope he's cheating on someone with Chlamydia.

I don't have to worry about it.

Sell tickets

Woof, didn't realize you were that desperate 😂

Are you done or need help

Fail to achieve all knowledge, stop already

Singular beings are whole, someone program logical intellect into the algorithms