I have a large animal so that other large animals don’t want to fight me. Not sure that’s in the service dog handbook but it’s accurate.

I don't know. Tiny animals can be pretty fierce. And they're usually very quick. It would be hard to get away from even a small house cat if it were after you.

A field mouse -- on a good day.

Depends on the day. 😂

A giraffe

None if they have lots of sharp teeth.

Where animals are seriously dangerous the deadly ones are frequently small.
And most of wisedom about wilderness is on how to avoid dangers rather than to fight them.

Why would I want to fight an animal?

I could take down a medium sized apricot

It’s probably @deadgerbil

Blue whale?

Not an animal expert, but I’d probably be able to destroy anything that doesn’t do a lot of damage back. Anything that can kick me back or tear me up, it’s a probably a no. With no weapon, a kangaroo might be it. Anything else, I might need a sharp instrument.

A mosquito.

A sloth. I'd be faster 😂

I fought off a piss off cow once

Does that count

A cockroach.

I don't feel guilty killing them.

Sorry roaches.

I'd let it kill me and eat me