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Did your parents have the "sex talk" with you? 🤔

Was it inclusive? Did they tell you about how a peepee can go in a peepee but also on a peepee or in a bumbum or in a mouth or in an inflatable sex doll? 🤔

If not, have I got some things to tell you! 👀

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EvilEmily · F

funfan · 51-55, M

@EvilEmily the birds and the bees huh? 😂

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chrisCA · M

@EvilEmily That explains the nectar on his sheets.

Dlrannie · 31-35, F

No but my two older sisters did 🙂

Henal · 26-30, F

God no. I have South Asian parents.

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Henal · 26-30, F

@SW-User Yeah, life got a little busy. But I would come and go. Just hid in the corner, observing lol

SW-User

@Henal Haha, now I feel paranoid 👀

Henal · 26-30, F

@SW-User Don’t worry, I won’t use anything against you 😌

Littlewing · 36-40, F

No anything to do with sex was taboo in our house

Sharon · F

@Littlewing How were you born then? Parthenogenesis?

meggie · F

No they were christians and only tried to scare me off with pregnancy talk and how no one would want me. My mother hated sex.

chrisCA · M

@meggie Your poor dad.

SW-User

No. My mom only told me about periods, lol. My older sister though explained a few things to me.

JustNik · 51-55, F

LOL absolutely not. They left it up to the school.

calicuz · 56-60, M

@JustNik

how'd that work out?

JustNik · 51-55, F

@calicuz I was glad of it really. Less mortifying than having the conversation with them and those films were pretty hilarious. Nothing like a three-legged stick figure. 🤣

ZombiesAteMyArm · 41-45, M

Nope, it came naturally....

Get it? GET IT?

calicuz · 56-60, M

@ZombiesAteMyArm

ZombiesAteMyArm · 41-45, M

@calicuz

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

They didn't!!! 😡😡 I'm going to ask them about it right now. 😌😌

Pfuzylogic · M

i learned everything i know from moth memes.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

No. They were repressed Catholics.

being · 36-40, F

Occasionally my mom would shout sth like "behaving like a whore, be careful not to get pregnant cause I'm not going to pay for it" and that was about it

Byron8by7 · M

My mom gave me an informative and very explanatory paperback booklet about sex when I was 14.

Jlhzfromep · M

They were going to but I don’t think they were ready to hear about it all... hahaha

SW-User

My brother tried to…it was bad. Bearing in mind my first sexual partner was a girl I think I had more
Knowledge of lesbian sex than he did 😂😂

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SW-User

@SW-User you’re right, we sit around in suits of armour reading books and drinking tea

SW-User

@SW-User I hear that you can get double ended jousting lances 🤔

SW-User

@SW-User the rumours are true…nice long hard lances

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

Yup, when I was 10. I had already seen porn and knew what was going on but had to pretend like I was in the dark about it all and it was extremely awkward. 🤔

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

Nope. I learned everything I needed to know about sex from straining my eyes watching the squiggly lines of the Skinmax we weren’t subscribed to.

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

No school and mostly from siblings.

ronisme1 · 61-69, M

My mom handed me a book,

Grateful4you · M

Dad tried his best, explained everything while driving around Pershing Square Los Angeles, a hot spot for gay hustlers, prostitudes, Kinda funny in retrospect.

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

No.

caesar7 · 61-69, M

No....I learned everything in school, porn or dirty magazines..LOL My parents were too prude for that...very religious.

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