What's the weirdest thing that you've put your dick in? 🤔

Not into but when I was a little monkey around 11 or 12 I duct tape around my boner and it hurt like a motherFucker.. I wasn’t my mommas little boy after that day 😔

Stay away from chunky monkey... You've got enough on your plate without having to worry about monkey pox

My ex. Not necessarily weird as crazy to be fair.

Weird, mine was the same thing.

I can't tell cause it's not entirely legal...Let's say is totally illegal XD

my ex put it in a can of Crisco. dumb f**k didn't realize that was shortening

I just laughed out loud. Think I’m hysterical

A vagay..... It's soooo prehistoric bs

Warm custard.

Ur mum

My trouser ziper 😕

You

I put it in a jar of pickles 🥒🤓💯