I Have a Question

Depending on what the final cost is, I may be out making sure the remaining conservatives get their most fervent wish to meet their maker. We don't want them to be disappointed, after all. They are perpetual victims and listening to their shrill bleating when they don't get their way is already annoying af. Can you imagine what they'll sound like if, after their actions destroy the world's economies to the point we are in another dark age, they didn't get sucked up to Heaven in the embrace of white, Republican Jesus?

We shouldn't be forced to endure that torture.