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Argile3000 · 26-30, C
I would crap my pants.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
My eggs should be dead by now and I’m fixed so I’d be surprised.
NIC0LE · F
At least I have an excuse for my fattness. 🤷🏾♀️🍔🍕
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wonder who raped me
xixgun · M
Make a shitload of money since I am, have always been, and was born male.
Quit my job and wait for the settlement money.
Briggett · T
Great Question, just had a real nice laugh! Thanks
DayDreaming2 · F
It would have to be a miracle
SW-User
I feel like I'm the modern Mary
Success · 26-30, F
I'd one up the virgin Mary.
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find the nearest hanger
bijouxbroussard · F
Be looking for three wise men to turn up...
fun4us2b · M
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Miklee02 · 51-55, F
🤪🔫