I Have a Question

My eggs should be dead by now and I’m fixed so I’d be surprised.

At least I have an excuse for my fattness. 🤷🏾‍♀️🍔🍕

wonder who raped me

Make a shitload of money since I am, have always been, and was born male.

Quit my job and wait for the settlement money.

Great Question, just had a real nice laugh! Thanks

It would have to be a miracle

I feel like I'm the modern Mary

I'd one up the virgin Mary.

I would crap my pants.

find the nearest hanger

Be looking for three wise men to turn up...

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