So I’ve been thinking about what you didn’t say recently

@11knaves11 see that’s the thing, I was hoping you’d say that.

Now the original coke recipe might make us high enough to come to a better conclusion, especially if you drink it on the Empire State Building.

@Temporallube we need parachutes, some dwarves and physicists....I'm not sure the use of those three things, but another beer will lead us onto a fruitful path

@11knaves11 I don’t trust the dwarves any more. They tried to sell me on this drink that looked snow white 🤨

Shyt put me to sleep and then some dude tried to effin kiss me! That’s the last time I do any business in some animal preserve forest 🌳

@Temporallube I think it's a little rude to assume their greeting rituals.... however you went ahead and drank the drink...what was you tryna do

@11knaves11 dude they promised me I’d get to smash this old dragon queen chick who wears black and got a horn fetish. They said she was the next best thing to Danaerys Stormborn. 🙄

They said she didn’t control dragons. No sir! She was in fact, theee - dragon. I believed them like an idiot 😞

And now I have a headache with an empty bank account.

@Temporallube but would you do it again?

@11knaves11 yes…. 😒