I thought I was your only confidante 🤔

@nonsensiclesnail hey! That translates as totally you telling me all your dark secrets hidden under the shell.

Don’t try to deny it Shelly 🤨

I did share that… one thing. Still…Once you posted it online, it just didn’t do it for me anymore. If you go sharing all my sordid details I want have anything left. @Temporallube I think we’re going to need a contract if I’m going to throw up emotionally all over you from now on.

@nonsensiclesnail why? It was your projectile emotional babble that always did it for me.

My day just wasn’t complete without your slime. How can you even think I’d betray you in such a fashion, when the right socioeconomic and political conditions haven’t even been met as yet?

I mean come on. Have a little faith in me 🙄

@Temporallube You’re right. So, promise me, if I ever make a name for myself, you’ll embarrass me with it. Then and only them can I tell all my dirty little secrets about everyone else. To you.

@nonsensiclesnail you’re like the first self deprecating, masochistic mollusk, I’ve ever met 😳

@Temporallube well, to be realistic, most of us mollusks can’t type so that’s not a huge surprise.

But you didn’t agree.

@nonsensiclesnail i feel like your patronizing me way up on your high shell 🐚 🤔

My shell isn’t high at all! @Temporallube and when have I ever truly patronized you? I’ve not visited even once!

@nonsensiclesnail see? That’s precisely my point, the disconnect. You’ve never visited even once. That’s a High shell mentality. You’re always way over there 👉🏽 and never upfront and personal.

You snail around like your fluids don’t slime 🤨