I'll Keep Your Secret

I like hearing interesting stories, especially ones most people will never hear, and I like helping people unburden as it's the easiest and cheapest way to help. Pragmatically the easiest way is to never share what I'm told - even one slip can risk losing the trust of everyone who hears the slip, including the person I slip to. Not to mention that if I'm taking it means I'm not listening. Sooo yea, I will keep secrets, and I'll actually listen to them if they are interesting (and / or sexy and extreme). But in that spirit keep in mind I have no control over the electronic medium t through which you are sending secrets so.. Generally I tend to do this more for in person friends. Oh, one exception. If you want to confess that you're about to kill a bunch of innocent people please confess if directly to the police and leave me out of it. Killing is not sexy.