Tell me a secret

I was having sex with a well known Premier League soccer player when his wife walked in and caught us going at it.He actually jumped out of his own bedroom window to get away.I was lying on the bed naked and laughing.He had to get a gagging order to prevent his name from getting into the media.But a newspaper still printed a "Guess which Premier League soccer player jumped through his bedroom window when his wife caught him cheating on her in bed with another woman" article.