I Am Just Saying

I have a stalker named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house, despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! When I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms Telephone Bill, Electric Bill, Water Bill, Gas Bill, and so on... If you drive by my house and see him, feel free to shoot him on sight.

Is Bill possibly stalking you too?


*This actually went around Facebook a while back, but it's so true for just about all of us, we can't get rid of this stalker no matter what we do.