You ever consider maybe King Kong wants the human lady because he has a micropenis?

I mean a 40ft gorrilla and you never see any sign of a dick so that shit is mad tiny obviously.

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LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

King Kong originally came out 1930ish, they weren't allowed to show penis back then, regardless of size...

I'm pretty sure he just wanted her to go to the kitchen and make him a sandwich.

MethDozer · M

@LucyFuhr True fact. Gorrila's have exceptionally small dick size in relation to their body size. A large gorrila dick is about the same size as a small or average human dick.

LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

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