I'm Just Sayin'
I always have to silently laugh when people say on here they like phone sex, I've been whispering sweet nothing to my Nokia and it still hasn't responded.
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Happytohelp77 · 46-50, M
@JarJarBoom My parents. All my friends parents. Offices. Emergency services. And probably loads of other people...
@JarJarBoom i still have a landline. It rings and i have to search for the cordless phone to discover its dead.
Raythedevil · 56-60, M
@JarJarBoom We have a landline, but most people don't even know.
SW-User
It's not about what you say to it as much as it's where you put it.........
SW-User
@JarJarBoom Guess you're not packing a Verizon map down there huh?
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
Raythedevil · 56-60, M
@SW-User That would void her warranty?
Raythedevil · 56-60, M
I think you are supposed to call someone else though, not talk to the actual phone.
SW-User
Are you sure its turned on?
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
SW-User
@JarJarBoom must be a frigid phone
SW-User
make sure it has the latest of updates. LOL
Raythedevil · 56-60, M
I guess the company just doesn't love you.
Livingwell · 61-69, M
You need a new phone...
SW-User
Hahahaha
Happytohelp77 · 46-50, M
Why silently?
Raythedevil · 56-60, M
That's good.