I hope not because that would explain why I didnt get presents lol

He is this year!🎅🏼

All I know is that there's one 'Santa' who would rather have a beer, than cookies and milk, lolz
(sourced from Calvin and Hobbes)

When you have kids you’ll know never to say that out loud 😬

Santa doesn't allow returns.

I don't know why not. Everyone else does.

Definitely!

Amazon Prime stole their system from Santa 🎅🎁 and the elves.

Yes... it saves money and he's got too many locations for one night (otherwise)

If he wants to save on postage! And why not make use of the Amazon elves?

Yes he has a large account there and never has to pay for delivery

Amazon Prime get's me things in 2 hours, Santa takes 365 days.

I'll have to ask the one referred to as grandma, she seems to know

If he does it's a good way to ask for toys, discreetly.

Santa may be using but he would give you only socks, not Amazon prime.

Hellow dear please ,say Hi, to my message. I love to chat

with free two day delivery? of course he does

No he has a better way to avoid the traffic

Santa is asking, "Do you have netflix?"

@SW-User So what do you think of Jason Momoa & Would You Do Him

No, Amazon Prime using Santa!😀

Yes, i get him all the stuff.

Ohh is Santa coming on Streaming?😀

He certainly should! Lol

He does can confirm!

Perhaps this year

Next day delivery!👍🎅

Nope. He's a Socialist.

He should 😂

Of course 👍👍

Yes he does

Santa is Jeff Bezos

Right?

Maybe

Can we chat? lol

Yes. lol

No bloody choice nowadays

Yes he does use prime, and all his elves drive white vans and can't be assed where they leave the package

Of course how else would he get all that shit done.

Only sends 'naughty kids' presents through Amazon, so hit & miss as to whether they'll get presents at all 🤣🤣🤣

Probably 🤪