I hope not because that would explain why I didnt get presents lol

He is this year!🎅🏼

All I know is that there's one 'Santa' who would rather have a beer, than cookies and milk, lolz
(sourced from Calvin and Hobbes)

When you have kids you’ll know never to say that out loud 😬

Santa doesn't allow returns.

Amazon Prime stole their system from Santa 🎅🎁 and the elves.

I don't know why not. Everyone else does.

Definitely!

Yes... it saves money and he's got too many locations for one night (otherwise)

If he wants to save on postage! And why not make use of the Amazon elves?

Amazon Prime get's me things in 2 hours, Santa takes 365 days.

Hellow dear please ,say Hi, to my message. I love to chat

Yes he has a large account there and never has to pay for delivery

Santa may be using but he would give you only socks, not Amazon prime.

I'll have to ask the one referred to as grandma, she seems to know

If he does it's a good way to ask for toys, discreetly.

with free two day delivery? of course he does

Santa is asking, "Do you have netflix?"

@SW-User So what do you think of Jason Momoa & Would You Do Him

No he has a better way to avoid the traffic

Of course how else would he get all that shit done.

He certainly should! Lol

Yes, i get him all the stuff.

No, Amazon Prime using Santa!😀

Ohh is Santa coming on Streaming?😀

No bloody choice nowadays

Perhaps this year

Next day delivery!👍🎅

Can we chat? lol

He does can confirm!

Santa is Jeff Bezos

Nope. He's a Socialist.

Of course 👍👍

Yes he does

He should 😂

Yes he does use prime, and all his elves drive white vans and can't be assed where they leave the package

Maybe

Yes. lol

Right?

Only sends 'naughty kids' presents through Amazon, so hit & miss as to whether they'll get presents at all 🤣🤣🤣

Probably 🤪