What is the weirdest first date you've been on?

Just t set the ground work, I am white and dated a very pretty black girl in the 70's. She wanted me to meet her folks so I met her at her parents house, met her mom who was very nice and then her Dad came home from work. He was built like George Foreman, had his special chair like Archie Bunker which he immediately sat down in and his wife brought him a cold can of beer. When I was introduced to him by his daughter all I got was a grunt and ugly look.

So that was when I learned that we are all alike in so far as every race has their Archie Bunkers. Never went back to the parents house again.