What is the weirdest first date you've been on?

I took a girl out...went back to my place (this was years ago)...she said she had to take her medication.....seriously...then fell asleep, I mean in a death sleep until sun-up. I took her home and she apologized, etc....her mom was standing on the front lawn waiting for us. This was before cell phones. The mom said "if I ever see you again with my daughter I'll kill you"....the best part, the "date" called me that afternoon "hey I had fun..."....I don't miss any of that....