Sorry..not sorry Dad joke::A lady takes a man back to her place after a date.

When they enter the house, 2 ferocious dogs approach him growling.

“Timex and Rolex be nice to the guest” she demanded. The dogs stopped growling. The man chuckled and asked, “why in the world did you name your dogs Timex and Rolex”?

“Because they’re my watch dogs of course”!🪂