The Don't TRy At Home joke..long:A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon
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He placed four worms in four separate jars
The first worm was put into a jar of Jack Daniels.
The second worm was put into a container filled with cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of Hershey's chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of pure, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
First worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke.....Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup.....Dead.
Fourth worm in clean soil......ALIVE!
So, the Minister asked the congregation, "What does this demonstration teach us?"
A 70 year-old lady sitting in the back raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you'll never get worms."
He placed four worms in four separate jars
The first worm was put into a jar of Jack Daniels.
The second worm was put into a container filled with cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of Hershey's chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of pure, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
First worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke.....Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup.....Dead.
Fourth worm in clean soil......ALIVE!
So, the Minister asked the congregation, "What does this demonstration teach us?"
A 70 year-old lady sitting in the back raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you'll never get worms."
