The Angler joke:::::The rain was pouring down.
And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A gentleman passing by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing," replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the geezer, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."
As they sit in the warmth of the pub, sipping their whiskeys, the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth," says the old man.
A gentleman passing by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing," replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the geezer, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."
As they sit in the warmth of the pub, sipping their whiskeys, the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth," says the old man.
