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joke,long ..worth it💪A blonde hears that milk baths would make her beautiful.

So she leaves a DoorDash order for 25 gallons of milk.

When the DoorDash guy reads the order, he figures there must be a mistake; she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he calls up to clarify the order.

"I have your order for 25 gallons of milk," he says. "Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde says, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The DoorDash guy says, "Oh, okay. Do you want it pasteurized?"

And the blonde says "No, just up to my tits."

 
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