Kindaa LONG Dad joke BUT: he had one thing to do!:My wife ordered Chinese food from a new Chinese restaurant
when her extended family came to visit and asked me to collect it
I loaded the bags of food in the back seat of my car and began the short drive home
As I was driving, I heard rustling behind me and quickly glanced back but couldn't see anything so turned my attention back to the road
I continued driving for a few moments when something caught my attention in the rear view mirror; a pair of black eyes were peering at me from inside one of the bags of food
I pulled over and jumped out the car, trying to calm myself down and rationalise the situation
Eventually, I decided I'd have to investigate
I opened the back door of my car, tore the handles of the bag apart and looked in
And there it was....
A peking duck
I loaded the bags of food in the back seat of my car and began the short drive home
As I was driving, I heard rustling behind me and quickly glanced back but couldn't see anything so turned my attention back to the road
I continued driving for a few moments when something caught my attention in the rear view mirror; a pair of black eyes were peering at me from inside one of the bags of food
I pulled over and jumped out the car, trying to calm myself down and rationalise the situation
Eventually, I decided I'd have to investigate
I opened the back door of my car, tore the handles of the bag apart and looked in
And there it was....
A peking duck
