Threes the charm LONG joke High over enemy territory
...the blonde paratrooper is being briefed one last time on her spy mission.
"When you reach 10,000 feet, pull the ripcord," says the commander. "If for some reason the main chute doesn't deploy, use your reserve chute. In the unlikely event that one doesn't open, go to your emergency reserve chute."
He points to a map. "Try to land in this area. Off to the south you'll see an old shed. Inside the shed is a motorcycle. Ride it to the rendezvous point, and you'll meet our operatives on the ground. They'll tell you where to proceed from there."
The paratrooper nods, salutes, and jumps.
At 10,000 feet she pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.
She pulls the cord for the reserve chute. Nothing.
She yanks the cord for the emergency reserve. Still nothing.
Plummeting toward the ground, she mutters, "Great. I suppose that damned motorcycle isn't going to start either."
🪂
"When you reach 10,000 feet, pull the ripcord," says the commander. "If for some reason the main chute doesn't deploy, use your reserve chute. In the unlikely event that one doesn't open, go to your emergency reserve chute."
He points to a map. "Try to land in this area. Off to the south you'll see an old shed. Inside the shed is a motorcycle. Ride it to the rendezvous point, and you'll meet our operatives on the ground. They'll tell you where to proceed from there."
The paratrooper nods, salutes, and jumps.
At 10,000 feet she pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.
She pulls the cord for the reserve chute. Nothing.
She yanks the cord for the emergency reserve. Still nothing.
Plummeting toward the ground, she mutters, "Great. I suppose that damned motorcycle isn't going to start either."
🪂
