Somewhat DARK humor..
A kid asks his dad, "My English teacher says that it's important to have a good vocabulary. Is that true?"
And his dad says, "Absolutely, son. For example... If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' your mother would be alive today."
And his dad says, "Absolutely, son. For example... If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' your mother would be alive today."
