Uncle joke ..very long..worth it:::A lady was showing her dog at all of the local shows
but despite having a tremendous dog, she never placed higher than third. She cornered one of the judges after one show and asked why her dog never won.
"Well, the problem is that your dog has too much hair between its toes and we have to deduct points because of that. You have a great dog, but it's not winning because of the hair between its toes."
Upset, the lady sais, "But I trim it as close as possible! What can I do!?"
"Well", the judge said, "go to the pharmacy and get some liquid hair remover and put it between your dog's toes. You'll be able to pull the hair right out and you'll win best in show, I guarantee it!"
So the lady rushed to the pharmacy to find the liquid hair remover. She went up and down every aisle but couldn't find it. The pharmacist saw her searching and asked if he could help.
"I'm looking for liquid hair remover, and I can't find it," she said.
The pharmacist said, "It's on aisle ten. I'll show you."
He walked her over and picked up the bottle. As he handed it to her he said, "Now, after you use this, you can't wear panty hose for a couple of days because the chemicals will bond the nylon to your skin."
The lady said, "Oh, it's not for my legs, it's for my schnauzer."
And the pharmacist said, "Well in that case, don't ride a bicycle for at least a week."
"Well, the problem is that your dog has too much hair between its toes and we have to deduct points because of that. You have a great dog, but it's not winning because of the hair between its toes."
Upset, the lady sais, "But I trim it as close as possible! What can I do!?"
"Well", the judge said, "go to the pharmacy and get some liquid hair remover and put it between your dog's toes. You'll be able to pull the hair right out and you'll win best in show, I guarantee it!"
So the lady rushed to the pharmacy to find the liquid hair remover. She went up and down every aisle but couldn't find it. The pharmacist saw her searching and asked if he could help.
"I'm looking for liquid hair remover, and I can't find it," she said.
The pharmacist said, "It's on aisle ten. I'll show you."
He walked her over and picked up the bottle. As he handed it to her he said, "Now, after you use this, you can't wear panty hose for a couple of days because the chemicals will bond the nylon to your skin."
The lady said, "Oh, it's not for my legs, it's for my schnauzer."
And the pharmacist said, "Well in that case, don't ride a bicycle for at least a week."
