One over the bowjoke::After a long courtship, Tom finally marries his longtime girlfriend. One day after the honeymoon,
Tom is in the garage cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.
His wife comes out, watches Tom work for a few minutes, and says, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars."
Tom gets this absolutely horrified look on his face, and his wife says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
Tom says, "I'm sorry. For a second there, you sounded exactly like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams. "You never told me you were married before!"
And Tom says, "I wasn't."
His wife comes out, watches Tom work for a few minutes, and says, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars."
Tom gets this absolutely horrified look on his face, and his wife says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
Tom says, "I'm sorry. For a second there, you sounded exactly like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams. "You never told me you were married before!"
And Tom says, "I wasn't."
