Al Pacino likes this joke::A judge addresses the wobbly defendant standing in front of him.

"Sir, you've been brought before me for drinking."

"Fantastic," says the defendant. "Let's get started!"

All present in the court burst out laughing.

Annoyed, the judge bangs his gavel and says, "Order! Order!"

And the defendant says, "All right ... I'll have a whiskey and soda."

A judge addresses the wobbly defendant standing in front of him. "Sir, you've been brought before me for drinking."

"Fantastic," says the defendant. "Let's get started!"

All present in the court burst out laughing.

Annoyed, the judge bangs his gavel and says, "Order! Order!"

And the defendant says, "All right ... I'll have a whiskey and soda."