Joke:A neat trick,if you play it quick::A wife arrives home on husband's day off.
She asks, "Hey Hubby, have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?
He says, "erm.., I dunno", why ?
She gives him a sexy smile, shakes her cleavage and says "I wonder what's in there?"
Husband smiles, reaches in and pulls out a $20 crumpled note.
Wife asks, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
Husband says, "No I haven't", and starts to grin.
She gives him another sexy smile and pulls up her skirt.
He reaches into her tight panties and pulls out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and starts breathing heavily.
"Now," she says, "have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"50,000 ?! Where do I see that ? he asks, eyes wide open and heavily aroused.
She says, "Go look in the garage."
He says, "erm.., I dunno", why ?
She gives him a sexy smile, shakes her cleavage and says "I wonder what's in there?"
Husband smiles, reaches in and pulls out a $20 crumpled note.
Wife asks, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
Husband says, "No I haven't", and starts to grin.
She gives him another sexy smile and pulls up her skirt.
He reaches into her tight panties and pulls out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and starts breathing heavily.
"Now," she says, "have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"50,000 ?! Where do I see that ? he asks, eyes wide open and heavily aroused.
She says, "Go look in the garage."
