On Their Wedding night,Before the intercourse begins the wife says.....
“give me 30 dollars.” The husband says, “for WHAT?!”. She says, “everytime we have sex, you are to give me 30 dollars.” The husband relectuantly complies.
After 40 years of marriage, the wife comes home really happy one day with the news of a small fortune that is ripe for the bearing. She finally declares, “every time we had sex, i invested 30 dollars into an investment account, and now look at what we have.”
The husband, immediately starts crying. The wife, taken aback says “what’s wrong.”
The husband says, “if i knew that’s what you have been doing, I would have just kept coming to you.”
After 40 years of marriage, the wife comes home really happy one day with the news of a small fortune that is ripe for the bearing. She finally declares, “every time we had sex, i invested 30 dollars into an investment account, and now look at what we have.”
The husband, immediately starts crying. The wife, taken aback says “what’s wrong.”
The husband says, “if i knew that’s what you have been doing, I would have just kept coming to you.”
