Case of the curious copper:A police officer pulls over a driver who was speeding excessively.
"Sir, I can explain it!", the driver exclaims.
"You can explain it all to my boss. In the meantime, you're going to spend some time in a cell."
"But, sir..."
"Shut the hell up!"
A few hours later, the officer enters the cell to speak with the offender.
"You're lucky. My boss is currently at his daughter's wedding, so when he gets back, he'll be in a good mood."
"Don't count on it... I'm the groom."
"You can explain it all to my boss. In the meantime, you're going to spend some time in a cell."
"But, sir..."
"Shut the hell up!"
A few hours later, the officer enters the cell to speak with the offender.
"You're lucky. My boss is currently at his daughter's wedding, so when he gets back, he'll be in a good mood."
"Don't count on it... I'm the groom."
