This Dad joke is ASHAMED to be Posted::World’s wisest man....
Bob had terrible BO and no matter how much he washed & scrubbed he couldn't get rid of it. He tried hundreds of soaps & shampoos but nothing seemed to work. He showered 5 times a day, kept the AC on 24/7 & avoided garlic & beans like the plague
alas, people still gagged as they walked behind him.
Disheartened and down to his last few dollars, Bob walked sullenly down the street. On the corner of the block was a sign that read “World's Wisest Man! A solution to all your problems or your money back!'
Intrigued, Bob went in. After a short wait he was ushered in to a small room, where a monk with a long beard was meditating. A nameplate on one wall read “Weng Li”
Before Bob could say a word, Weng Li began to speak. 'Heed my words child. I know of the issues that plague you.”
Take this insect and let it climb along yourself every morning.”
Bewildered, Bob took the jar containing the bug and left. His his odor had ruined his life for years. Surely even this was worth a shot? Once home, he started to fall asleep.
He let the bug out and it all over him climbed on him for several minutes. Suddenly, Bob realized his odor was gone. Jumping for joy, he ran back into town to thank Weng Li.
“Weng Li! Weng Li! I dont smell anymore! How did you know that the bug would work?” Bob cried.
Weng Li gave a mysterious smile and said, “The moment my eyes fell upon you I knew all you needed was a deodor-ant.”
alas, people still gagged as they walked behind him.
Disheartened and down to his last few dollars, Bob walked sullenly down the street. On the corner of the block was a sign that read “World's Wisest Man! A solution to all your problems or your money back!'
Intrigued, Bob went in. After a short wait he was ushered in to a small room, where a monk with a long beard was meditating. A nameplate on one wall read “Weng Li”
Before Bob could say a word, Weng Li began to speak. 'Heed my words child. I know of the issues that plague you.”
Take this insect and let it climb along yourself every morning.”
Bewildered, Bob took the jar containing the bug and left. His his odor had ruined his life for years. Surely even this was worth a shot? Once home, he started to fall asleep.
He let the bug out and it all over him climbed on him for several minutes. Suddenly, Bob realized his odor was gone. Jumping for joy, he ran back into town to thank Weng Li.
“Weng Li! Weng Li! I dont smell anymore! How did you know that the bug would work?” Bob cried.
Weng Li gave a mysterious smile and said, “The moment my eyes fell upon you I knew all you needed was a deodor-ant.”
