If it isn't Scottish Its Crap joke:A Scotsman and his wife are walking past an expensive new restaurant.

"Mmm.., do you smell that food?" she asks, "it smells absolutely delicious.."

Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thinks, 'Oh what the hell.., I will treat her'.

He takes her arm and they walk past it again.🤷‍♀