long joke:::A man and a woman are about to have sex for the first time.
They begin to get undressed and the man removes his pants and the woman looks down at his knees. They are very knobby and misshapen with wrinkled loose skin. She exclaims, "Oh my goodness, what is wrong with your knees!?" He replied, "When I was a young boy, I had kneasles." She says, "Kneasles? Don't you mean measles?". He confirmed it was kneasles and continued undressing.
When he removes his socks she looks down at his feet. Before her eyes were the most disgusting feet she had ever seen. Long yellow toenails, toes deformed and curling over one another and covered in hair. She yells out louder this time, "Oh my goodness, what happened to your feet?". He calmly explains that also when he was a boy, he had contracted toelio. The woman smirks, "Toelio, surely you mean polio?". The man simply says, "No, it was definitely toelio."
Finally, at last, the man removes his underwear, the woman looks down and smiles, "I see you had a case of smallcox too"
When he removes his socks she looks down at his feet. Before her eyes were the most disgusting feet she had ever seen. Long yellow toenails, toes deformed and curling over one another and covered in hair. She yells out louder this time, "Oh my goodness, what happened to your feet?". He calmly explains that also when he was a boy, he had contracted toelio. The woman smirks, "Toelio, surely you mean polio?". The man simply says, "No, it was definitely toelio."
Finally, at last, the man removes his underwear, the woman looks down and smiles, "I see you had a case of smallcox too"
