The evidently it ain't joke:A married couple is in bed asleep when the phone
rings. Quick on the draw,she picks it up ,listens for a moment and says,"Well how the heck should I know,thats 300 miles from here??!!,and slams the phone down
The same thing happens the next day,and the blonde says,"like I told you yesterday,I'm no meteorologist!
She comes back to bed and says to her husband,"I'm getting sick and tired of that woman calling me every morning and asking if the coast is clear!