When I win the Euromillions Jackpot tonight...

... I'll be buying an island somewhere. Spare rooms will be available.

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SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

Good idea. Make sure you get a nice one.

Lugwho · 61-69, M

Maybe Tuesday 🙄

bowman81 · M

Careful, the last guy who bought a "Pleasure Island", well, it didn't end so well for him.

Lugwho · 61-69, M

@bowman81 There'll be no pleasure here

SmoKin · M

Are towels and a hairdryer provided or shall I bring them?

Lugwho · 61-69, M

@SmoKin I can probably get a windmill sorted out eventually

SmoKin · M

@Lugwho for my hair or to generate power?🤔

Lugwho · 61-69, M

@SmoKin mainly for your hair, any spare can be used for the deep fat fryer

YoMomma ·

*runs away*

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