The Semper Fi joke::::A burglar breaks into a suburban home, finds a
couple having sex.
He ties them up at gunpoint. After bagging the loot he is about to leave.
The man pleads "Please don't leave us tied up, nobody checks up on us, we'll starve to death."
The thief says, "Na, it's too risky, I need time to get away".
The man says, "Please, just untie her, I'll do anything, I'll give you my car keys, I'll empty my bank account, anything. You can even take her with you.."
The thief says, "Wow, you must really love your wife to be begging like that."
The man is almost crying, he says, "My wife will be home in 5 minutes".
He ties them up at gunpoint. After bagging the loot he is about to leave.
The man pleads "Please don't leave us tied up, nobody checks up on us, we'll starve to death."
The thief says, "Na, it's too risky, I need time to get away".
The man says, "Please, just untie her, I'll do anything, I'll give you my car keys, I'll empty my bank account, anything. You can even take her with you.."
The thief says, "Wow, you must really love your wife to be begging like that."
The man is almost crying, he says, "My wife will be home in 5 minutes".
