joke for the Brits ::A Scouser appears on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. He gets to the million pound question without using any of his lifelines.
A Scouser appears on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. He gets to the million pound question without using any of his lifelines.
The million pound question is: "Who committed the Great Train Robbery? Was it:
Ronnie Biggs 2. Ronnie O'Sullivan 3. Ronald Reagan 4. Ronald McDonald?"
The Scouser thinks for a minute, then tells Chris Tarrant, "ye know what Chris, I'm gonna take the money."
Tarrant is flabbergasted. "But it's a million quid! You can still use all your lifelines! And to be perfectly honest, it's not a very hard question."
"Oh, I know the answer Chris."
Tarrant almost has a conniption. "You know the answer, and you're turning down a million quid?!"
"That's right, Chris."
"But for God's sake, why?!"
"'Cos I'm not a grass!"