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I know. I once actually had time to let some Latter Day Saints in. Sat them down provided them with tea and cookies. And when they began speaking, i said, "Wait, i have something to tell you."
And i proceeded to tell them my version of THE TRUTH. They didn't like it. They said they didn't have to listen to that kind of talk. They were there to save me from myself. I told them in my house i am the one who decides what is okay.

Give me your address, when i want saving, i will come to your home and you can say whatever you want.

Nope they can't give me an address. Gee, maybe they should forget mine

I totally agree! Now, to be serious -- would you like to attend the next fellowship meeting of the Temple of Omniscient Golden Acorn? We've got cookies!

Seriously other nutcases are funny or amusing. But the religious ones that the power to give you a head ache.

Binge watching on Netflix can be the equivalent of a Religious Experience. lol

I will join the church of chipmunks anyday. Sounds more peaceful.

How about other nut cases?

Yes, the Temple of the Omniscient Gold Acorn is pretty peaceful. Well, I can get a bit rowdy at the annual Spring Equinox Nude Chipmunk Fertility Dance and Bonfire Jumping Celebration. A little too much acorn brandy and quite a few tails get singed from misjudging the bonfire jump.

NETFLIX IS MY LORD

They accepted the tea, but only when I told them I also had some herbal teas. I don't recall what kind they took, but as I was unaware that I it was a rule, and not just personal preference, I never gave it any thought.

OK Sarenitree the church of LDS prohibits tea and coffee of any nature, so did they accept or decline your kind gesture? I joined the band wagon in my teens, then hoped of the wagan lol

Me either .... By the way , here is this brochure for you to read where it tells you the word of the savior ..... Just kidding !

THANK YOU. *looks deep into your eyes* WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY!?! watching netflix duh

Flightless, the nutcases would try to convince me that Netflix is the devil lol ;)

Lol, breathing easy almost had me there.