Can I use you as a reference on my job application? [I Ask Questions]

@Cinnaman uhh, yes that's it

@kelseyM *searching through old emails trying to find you* ummm, ok.... what is the job?

@Cinnaman this is awkward, it's your job

@kelseyM That actually is awkward -- you would probably get it, since the search committees have to give preference to women. If you're also a lesbian they will give you the job for sure... give me a day to empty my bookshelves?