Today I will mostly be eating…

@deadgerbil had a Diet Coke instead

@SW-User that's why you are a runt. You need to grow

@deadgerbil *stands in a bucket of manure*

@SW-User idk what smells worse 🤢 you or the bucket

@deadgerbil *grabs you and holds you close* smell me, breathe it in 😂😂

@SW-User you think you can hold a grown man against his will?? You didn't drink your milk, shrimp

@deadgerbil grown man? 😂😂😂 how’s that beard coming on?

@SW-User I'm grown 😤

Give it time to mature 🙄 I've already hit puberty

@deadgerbil so cute