I really need someone to come to my house to

@BlackUnicorn Exactly. You need to get you a clingy pen that will worship you

@SW-User like everywhere I turn it’s there just watching and waiting 👀
This sounds like the beginning of s concept for an epic horror movie
Killer stalker stationary 🖊
Be like Alfred Hitchcocks Psycho but instead of knife it’s a flying pen 🖊

@BlackUnicorn As a kid, we were told of stones that if you moved, would come knocking on your door at midnight demanding you place them back exactly where you found them.

@BlackUnicorn lazyittis?

@Fairydust legsdontworkitis

@BlackUnicorn you need a hoist on the ceiling to get you about.