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@ozgirl512 First calculate the airspeed of an unladen swallow, and determine whether said swallow would in fact able to carry a coconut to Europe, to be used to create fake horse sounds for King Arthur.

@KiwiBird answers 7

@AmeliaJaixo Also depends on the weight of the Coconut.

@ozgirl512 @AmeliaJaixo Coconuts cannot migrate. However, they can be carried by certain species of swallow to climates that normally would be unable to grow palm trees. ... Adventurers, kings, or persons with a holy mandate will often take advantage of this fact by employing a lackey to emulate a horse using said coconut halves.

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