where is a hawt tall muscly woman who will pick me up and carry me around everywhere 🥺

@sarabee1995 5'7" Minimum 🤣🤣🤣

OR 5'1½" and in the Navy.

@sarabee1995 of course not 🥺

@sarabee1995 @KiwiBird when I said tall I was thinking of the unrealistically tall goddess of my secret dreams 🤤🤤🤪

@adorbz I covered all the required bases....well for Sara and I anyway.

@KiwiBird B-b-b-but ... I'm only 5'1.5" 😭

@adorbz [b][i]"tall goddess of my secret dreams"[/i][/b] 😭

@sarabee1995 my 13 year old is 6’4” !

But… dynamite comes in small packages 😉

@TexChik For good reason! Handle with care! 🧨

@sarabee1995 IKR...I rounded up.

@KiwiBird I used to tell everyone I was 5'2" as soon as I passed 5'1" because I figured I would get there. And then I just stopped growing. 🙄

@sarabee1995 you jinxed yourself

@JoeyFoxx Story of my life! 🤦‍♀️

@sarabee1995 count your blessings

You have quite a few

@JoeyFoxx This is true. I cannot deny that.

@sarabee1995 I edited. Honey I shrunk Sara.

@KiwiBird 🤣🤣🤣🤣