cover your eyes, adorbz is about to say something really weird [I Am Adorable]

I was talking to someone earlier and he said birth certificate but misspoke and ended up saying birthed certificate. And after that conversation I haven’t been able to get my mind away from the birthed certificate like, a certificate you actually give birth to 😆 likeeee in my womb I would grow a certificate made of human cells👀👀👀👀

But then I was thinking what if that’s a weird superpower. You can grow anything inside you out of cells at will and give birth to it 😆 like some kind of human 3D printer 🤣

And are the things alive??? 👀👀👀 does your birthed certificate have its own heartbeat 👀 does it grow hair?! 🤣 how creepy would it be to hold 😆 or give to someone for ID or something 😆